I have wanted to post every day since the last time I posted.
I had exciting stuff to tell ya'll. I even took a picture of the most incredible pastel pink single wide trailer you have ever seen, as I sat for twenty minutes waiting for it to stop blocking the ENTIRE farm to market road I was on.
So, if you stopped by and thought you weren't loved because there was no new post...it simply couldn't be further from the truth.
I would love to post the said picture here for your comic enjoyment, but I had a sad cell phone tragedy today. Even if I posted it, some of you might not believe me. Seriously. There is no way in the world ANYONE could guess the trauma that my beautiful, magical phone endured today....
I dare you to guess. You will be wrong. I will win, but go ahead and guess anyway.... (insert evil villian laugh here, yes halloween is still taking a toll on me!)
Take note of the new poll, it is only going to be up for twenty four hours, because your answers will determine my next post. This is America people, and your vote counts on this blog too!
Monday, November 03, 2008
Yaozers
Posted by Ashlee Liddell at 2:09 PM
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Yaozers? Your phone got stolen by Yao Ming in Needville who promptly hijaked a nearby single wide to make a get-away. The trailer got stuck in the road and was so slow that you paused for a laugh before taking the phone back from him. However, taking advantage of your hesitation, your old nemesis the rooster came flying and clucking from the church building right to where this scene was taking place, causing you to drop the phone. It was then backed over and crushed as the trailer made the final maneuver of a 52-point turn to right itself on the FM road. You were so astonished that Yao got away without so much as an autograph.
If that's not it, I have no idea.
You ran over it with your car. You tried to take the picture, dropping it on the ground while the vehicle was rolling. OR you started working at camp, the place where phones go to die.
I bet it got flushed down the toilet!
All very good guesses, and none of them correct, or even close. For now all my cell phone seems to be good for is receiving incoming calls or calling someone I have previously set in my speed dial.....sadly not even retrieving voicemail seems to be something my injured phone wishes to do.
Hint: The story includes a flying object.
Someone was trying to 'get the snake' (if you know what I mean) that came out to have some fun with the kids during the Friday night festivities. However, in a strange series of coincidences, you were - or should we say, "your phone was" in the line of fire. Alas, the bullet hit the display screen on your phone and ricocheted.....putting the slimy culprit out of his misery
Your phone got hit by a runaway basketball courtesy of Yao Ming. Then it was swallowed by a snake which was promptly shot, run over, and flushed down a toilet.
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